It all started with a little lad named Vvermin Mc'Cann. Who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man!
He rounded up his furry boys, though some wore a frown
They quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down!
A-one, two, three, four!
Come on all you good rats, We'll send you to heaven You'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam
'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation
A potion that turned the Guinness to gold!