December 3, 2024 -- Census is back after a 3 day outage and characters are once again exporting. Please note if your EQ2 character used the new Petamorph Key Ring feature, it will FAIL to export to Census or EQ2U. Avoid using this feature until a fix is available!!
As a drastic measure, if you are willing to irrevocably destroy any petamorph wands you have stored in the Petamorph Key Ring, you can type /delete_keyring_item 0 1234567890 where 1234567890 is the ItemID of the stored petamorph.
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Applies Growing Power when Activated. Lasts for 40.0 seconds.
• Increases Potency of caster by 1,485.9.
• Increases by an additional 25% of the base value every 2 seconds
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• The casting time of Growing Power is 1.20 seconds and the reuse time of the spell is 5 minutes
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
metallic reptile hide quiver
Quiver that can be placed in your ammo slot that holds arrows to be used while using a ranged weapon. This is the only item that can be held in this container
• Increases the damage and healing of profession Abilities that deal magic or noxious damage and are level 111 and above or are Beastlord Advantages, Primals, or Channeler Conduits by 18%.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE LORE-EQUIP
Vetrovia Midnight Vintage
MASTERCRAFTED LEGENDARY
Slots
Drink
Level
125
Duration
5 hours
Effects:
Increases All Attributes of target by 11.9%. Increases Max Health of target by 15.9%. Increases Potency of target by 3,714.9. Increases Power Regen of caster by 832.8. Increases Fervor Overcap of target by 48.4.
Implacable Scaling Cliffs Ear Stud
FABLED
3,140 Primary Attributes
5,434 Stamina
157,683 Power
250,915 Health
282,063 Resistances
500 Combat Skills
1256.1 Crit Bonus
430 Resolve
32485.5 Potency
28.5 Multi Attack
Slots
Ear
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
True Blood Adornment of Increased Criticals
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
118.9 Crit Bonus
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Finger, Ear, Ranged
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Hua Collector's Rune: Juxtaposition [IX]
LEGENDARY, Juxtaposition
PRESTIGE
Adds the following to an item:
3.7 Ability Doublecast
832.9 Potency
115.2 Weapon Damage
74 Overcap Fervor
211 Overcap Weapon Damage
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ear, Ranged, Waist, Cloak
Level
125
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Petrified Evergreen Earrings
FABLED
3,095 Primary Attributes
5,402 Stamina
149,665 Power
238,156 Health
267,750 Resistances
474 Combat Skills
1238.1 Crit Bonus
415 Resolve
31351.3 Potency
27.1 Multi Attack
Slots
Ear
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
True Blood Adornment of Increased Criticals
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
118.9 Crit Bonus
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Finger, Ear, Ranged
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Cyclical Scorch-Worked Slippers
FABLED
3,170 Primary Attributes
5,455 Stamina
163,028 Power
259,420 Health
1268.2 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
33241.7 Potency
365.8 Weapon Damage
Cloth Armor (Feet)
Mitigation
309
Level
125
All Mages
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Dyrraga's Silver Coin
"Get to Qeynos, stat! Unlimited supply of that good meat there!" -Arachlord Dyrraga
• This effect can only trigger once every 5.0 - 11.0 seconds.
• Inflicts 12,245 - 25,432 heat damage on target.
• On a hostile ability cast this spell will cast Void Burn on target of spell.
NO-VALUE LORE-EQUIP NO-TRADE
Karuupa Candied Kumquat
MASTERCRAFTED LEGENDARY
Slots
Food
Level
125
Duration
5 hours
Effects:
Increases All Attributes of target by 11.9%. Increases Max Health of target by 15.9%. Increases Crit Bonus of target by 533.0. Increases Potency of target by 3,714.9. Increases Health Regen of caster by 832.8. Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of target by 32.3.
Curator's Oakforged Cuffs
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,170 Primary Attributes
5,455 Stamina
163,028 Power
259,420 Health
1268.2 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
33241.7 Potency
287.2 Max Health
Cloth Armor (Forearms)
Mitigation
309
Level
125
All Mages
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Dyrraga's Copper Coin
"How many gallons does Vorigan drink per day?! We can't keep up that demand!" -Arachlord Dyrraga
• Increases the damage and healing of profession Abilities that deal physical or elemental damage and are level 111 and above or are Beastlord Advantages, Primals, or Channeler Conduits by 18%.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE LORE-EQUIP
Lockmaw's Crocodile-Skin Mitts
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,170 Primary Attributes
5,455 Stamina
163,028 Power
259,420 Health
1268.2 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
33241.7 Potency
287.2 Max Health
Cloth Armor (Hands)
Mitigation
309
Level
125
All Mages
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM
True Blood Adornment of Fading
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
-77.1 Hate Gain
12 Overcap Fervor
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Hands
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Bounce Back
FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Chest, Hands, Finger, Wrist
Level
123
Effects:
Bounce Back
When Equipped:
• On death this spell will cast Bounce Back on caster. Lasts for 1 hour.
• Decreases power of caster by 100.0% of caster's max power.
• This effect cannot be critically applied.
• Heals caster for 50.0% of caster's max health.
• This effect cannot be critically applied.
• Increases Max Health of caster by 135.3%.
• Increases Mitigation of caster vs physical damage by 31,500.
• Increases Mitigation of caster vs elemental, noxious and arcane damage by 33,750.
• This effect can only trigger once every 3600.0 seconds.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Cyclical Primordial Glacier Hat
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,170 Primary Attributes
5,455 Stamina
163,028 Power
259,420 Health
1268.2 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
49.7 Ability Doublecast
33241.7 Potency
Cloth Armor (Head)
Mitigation
309
Level
125
All Mages
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Dyrraga's Platinum Coin
"Oh gods he's here! We're all gonna die!" -Arachlord Dyrraga's final words
FABLED
PRESTIGE
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Head
Level
125
Paid in Their Own Coin 1/4
Paid in Their Own Coin
Item Set Details:
(1) +3648% Potency
(2) +1,035,720 All
(3) +200% Crit Bonus Overcap
(4) Applies Paid in Their Own Coin.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This Effect
• Increases Fervor Overcap of caster by 59.4.
• Increases Fervor of caster by 43.2.
• Increases Flurry Multiplier of caster by 1.1.
• Increases Flurry of Caster by 25.2.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Rune of Bloodbound Torment
FABLED, Torment
PRESTIGE
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Head
Level
123
Effects:
Tormented Visage
Applies Tormented Visage when Activated.
• Inflicts 25.0% of max health in divine damage on caster.
• Inflicts 10.0% of max health in divine damage on caster every 1.5 seconds.
• This effect cannot be critically applied.
• Increases Fervor of caster by 54.0.
• Increases Fervor Overcap of caster by 87.7.
• You must be in combat to maintain this spell.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• The casting time of Tormented Visage is 0.1 seconds and the reuse time of the spell is 2.0 seconds
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Botheal's Band
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,170 Primary Attributes
5,455 Stamina
163,028 Power
259,420 Health
291,625 Resistances
517 Combat Skills
1268.2 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
33241.7 Potency
365.8 Weapon Damage
Slots
Finger
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Green
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
True Blood Adornment of Increased Criticals
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
118.9 Crit Bonus
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Finger, Ear, Ranged
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Bloodbound Rune: Force Projection
LEGENDARY
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Chest, Legs, Finger, Neck, Wrist, Charm
Level
121
Effects:
Force Projection
When Equipped:
• Increases Potency of caster by 990.6.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Visions of Vetrovia Manarock
This will grow in power as you complete Solo Visions of Vetrovia Weekly Missions.
LEGENDARY
Adds the following to an item:
1,026 Stamina
1,693 Primary Attributes
12.1 Ability Doublecast
875 Potency
36.4 Max Health
245 Crit Bonus
15.2 Fervor
16 Overcap Fervor
418,569 Ability Mod
Type:
Green Adornment
Slots:
Finger, Neck
Level
123
Spirit Stone Stats:
+1,847 agi +1,117 sta
+13.3% Ability Doublecast +920% Potency +253.5% Crit Bonus +38.2% Max Health +16.7% Fervor +17.7% Fervor Overcap +500,224 Ability Modifier
10
0%
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Implacable Primordial Glacier Bangle
FABLED
3,140 Primary Attributes
5,434 Stamina
157,683 Power
250,915 Health
282,063 Resistances
500 Combat Skills
1256.1 Crit Bonus
430 Resolve
28.5 Casting Speed
32485.5 Potency
Slots
Wrist
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
Ensorcelled Dreadfell Adornment of Modified Power
Adds the following to an item:
465,575 Ability Mod
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Neck, Wrist, Ranged, Cloak, Charm
Level
125
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Bloodbound Rune: Force Projection
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Chest, Legs, Finger, Neck, Wrist, Charm
Level
125
Effects:
Force Projection
When Equipped:
• Increases Potency of caster by 990.6.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Cyclical Form-Fit Woven Leggings
FABLED
3,730 Primary Attributes
6,418 Stamina
191,798 Power
305,201 Health
1492 Crit Bonus
440 Resolve
39108 Potency
2,724,763 Ability Mod
Cloth Armor (Legs)
Mitigation
331
Level
125
All Mages
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Dyrraga's Gold Coin
"We're a dozen high elves short! What? Mister Mistmoore's coming?! Quick, do that duplication spell!" -Arachlord Dyrraga
• This effect can only trigger once every 5.0 - 11.0 seconds.
• Inflicts 12,245 - 25,432 heat damage on target.
• On a hostile ability cast this spell will cast Void Burn on target of spell.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE LORE-EQUIP
Choker of Cutting Corals
FABLED
3,140 Primary Attributes
5,434 Stamina
157,683 Power
250,915 Health
500 Combat Skills
1256.1 Crit Bonus
430 Resolve
46.5 Ability Doublecast
449.3 Crit Chance
32485.5 Potency
Slots
Neck
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Blue, Green
HEIRLOOM
True Blood Adornment of Extra Attacks
MASTERCRAFTED LEGENDARY
Adds the following to an item:
19.6 Ability Doublecast
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Shoulders, Hands, Neck
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Abrupt End
FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Head, Forearms, Feet, Neck, Cloak
Level
121
Effects:
Abrupt End
When Equipped:
• Improves the damage of all profession abilities by 15% when the target is below 25% health..
• This effect will not stack with any other Finisher effect.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Nature of the Archaeologian
FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Blue Adornment
Slots:
Neck, Charm
Level
125
Nature of the Archaeologian 1/1
Nature of the Archaeologian
Effects:
Collected Knowledge
Applies Collected Knowledge when Activated. Lasts for 1 minute.
• Increases Crit Bonus of caster by 100.0.
• Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of caster by 100.0.
• Increases Potency of caster by 5,000.0.
• Suspends the Nature of the Archaeologian passive effect for 60 seconds
• Collected Knowledge will increase by 5% for every Visions of Vetrovia collection the caster has completed.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• The casting time of Collected Knowledge is 0.85 seconds and the reuse time of the spell is 10 minutes
Item Set Details:
(1) Applies Nature of the Archaeologian: Passive.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of caster by 100.0.
• Increases Crit Bonus of caster by 100.0.
• Increases Potency of caster by 5,000.0.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Monolith
Grows in power based on how many Monolithic energy that has been extracted.
LEGENDARY, Monolith
Adds the following to an item:
11,346 Stamina
3,186 Primary Attributes
19.6 Ability Doublecast
1200 Potency
75.5 Max Health
407.5 Crit Bonus
25.1 Fervor
Type:
Green Adornment
Slots:
Finger, Neck
Level
125
Effects:
Monolithic Might
Applies Monolithic Might when Equipped.
• Increases Fervor Overcap of caster by 35.6.
• Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of caster by 304.5.
• Increases Weapon Damage Overcap of caster by 67.9.
• Increases Ability Mod of caster by 1,446,974.0.
• Increases Weapon Damage of caster by 67.9.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
Spirit Stone Stats:
+3,480 agi +13,554 sta
+20.8% Ability Doublecast +1245% Potency +430% Crit Bonus +78.5% Max Health +26.6% Fervor
10
0%
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Dendrae's Thorn
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,730 Primary Attributes
6,418 Stamina
191,798 Power
305,201 Health
533.7 Crit Chance
39108 Potency
440 Resolve
1,492 Overcap Crit Bonus
2,724,763 Ability Mod
Dagger
One-Handed Piercing
Damage
4202 - 6,304
(2626.56 Rating)
Delay
4.0 seconds
Level
125
All Fighters, All Mages, All Scouts, Channeler, Defiler, Mystic
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Red, Blue, Cyan
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Aura of Intelligence
FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
123
Effects:
Aura of Intelligence
When Equipped:
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 8% chance to cast Flash of Intelligence on caster. Lasts for 42.0 seconds. This effect normalizes based off of a three second triggering event.
• Increases INT of caster by 5,450.0.
• Increases Potency of caster by 4,457.8.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 48.0 - 60.0 seconds.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Abysmal Sea Rune: Elemental Rending
LEGENDARY
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
120
Effects:
Elemental Rending
When Equipped:
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 25% chance to cast Elemental Rending on target of spell. Lasts for 8.0 seconds. This effect normalizes based off of a three second triggering event.
• Increases elemental damage done to target by 3%.
• Inflicts 3,895 heat damage on target.
• Inflicts 3,895 cold damage on target.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 4.0 - 8.0 seconds.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Abysmal Sea Rune: Insight
LEGENDARY, Insight
PRESTIGE
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Blue Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
120
Effects:
Insight
Applies Insight when Equipped.
• Increases Ability Doublecast of caster by 14.6.
• Increases Fervor of caster by 48.0.
• Increases Potency of caster by 2,476.6.
• Increases Fervor Overcap of caster by 56.2.
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 15% chance to cast Insightful Destruction on target of spell. Lasts for 9.0 seconds.
• Inflicts 20,058 crushing damage on target.
• Decreases Combat Mitigation of target by 475.5.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 8.0 - 16.0 seconds.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Flora Filled Crossbow
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,730 Primary Attributes
6,418 Stamina
191,798 Power
305,201 Health
533.7 Crit Chance
39108 Potency
337.9 Max Health
440 Resolve
1,492 Overcap Crit Bonus
Ranged
Damage
5253 - 7,880
(3283.2 Rating)
Delay
4.0 seconds
Range
0 - 35 meters
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Red, Blue, Cyan
HEIRLOOM
True Blood Adornment of Increased Criticals
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
118.9 Crit Bonus
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Finger, Ear, Ranged
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Bloodbound Rune of Expedience
FABLED, Expedience
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
121
Effects:
Expedient Strike
When Equipped:
• Increases Potency of caster by 1,546.9.
• Increases Ability Mod of caster by 352,347.6.
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 15% chance to cast Expedient Strike on target of spell. Lasts for 10.0 seconds. This effect normalizes based off of a three second triggering event.
• Inflicts 11,735 crushing damage on target.
• Increases Weapon Damage of caster by 213.4.
• Increases Weapon Damage Overcap of caster by 426.7.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 10.0 - 15.0 seconds.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Bloodbound Rune of Reactionary Strike
LEGENDARY, Reaction Strike
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
121
Effects:
Reactionary Strike
When Equipped:
• Increases Ability Doublecast of caster by 5.4.
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 15% chance to cast Reactionary Strike on target of spell. Lasts for 10.0 seconds.
• Inflicts 6,750 crushing damage on target instantly and every 3.3 seconds.
• Increases Fervor of caster by 81.0.
• Increases Fervor Overcap of caster by 81.0.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 20.0 - 30.0 seconds.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Implacable Primordial Glacier Ring
FABLED
3,140 Primary Attributes
5,434 Stamina
157,683 Power
250,915 Health
282,063 Resistances
500 Combat Skills
1256.1 Crit Bonus
430 Resolve
28.5 Casting Speed
32485.5 Potency
Slots
Finger
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Green
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
True Blood Adornment of Increased Criticals
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
118.9 Crit Bonus
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Finger, Ear, Ranged
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Hua Collector's Rune: Championship [IX]
LEGENDARY, Championship
PRESTIGE
Adds the following to an item:
3.7 Ability Doublecast
832.9 Potency
343.2 Max Health
649,440 Ability Mod
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Finger, Ranged, Waist, Cloak
Level
125
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Visions of Vetrovia Manarock
This will grow in power as you complete Solo Visions of Vetrovia Weekly Missions.
LEGENDARY
Adds the following to an item:
1,026 Stamina
1,693 Primary Attributes
12.1 Ability Doublecast
875 Potency
36.4 Max Health
245 Crit Bonus
15.2 Fervor
16 Overcap Fervor
418,569 Ability Mod
Type:
Green Adornment
Slots:
Finger, Neck
Level
123
Spirit Stone Stats:
+1,847 agi +1,117 sta
+13.3% Ability Doublecast +920% Potency +253.5% Crit Bonus +38.2% Max Health +16.7% Fervor +17.7% Fervor Overcap +500,224 Ability Modifier
10
0%
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE
Effluvient Primordial Glacier Bangle
FABLED
3,110 Primary Attributes
5,412 Stamina
152,338 Power
242,409 Health
272,500 Resistances
483 Combat Skills
1244.1 Crit Bonus
420 Resolve
27.5 Casting Speed
31729.4 Potency
Slots
Wrist
Level
125
Adornment Slots:
White, Red
HEIRLOOM LORE-EQUIP
True Blood Adornment of Modified Power
MASTERCRAFTED FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
581,968 Ability Mod
Type:
White Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Neck, Wrist, Ranged, Cloak, Charm
Level
123
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Empire Walker's Symbol of Arcana
FABLED
PRESTIGE
3,748 Primary Attributes
6,430 Stamina
194,942 Power
310,204 Health
35.3 Casting Speed
536.2 Crit Chance
39552.8 Potency
445 Resolve
1,499 Overcap Crit Bonus
Type
Symbols
Slots
Secondary
Level
125
All Mages, All Priests
Adornment Slots:
White, Red, Red, Blue, Cyan
HEIRLOOM ATTUNEABLE
Decisive Strike
FABLED
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
121
Effects:
Decisive Strike
When Equipped:
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 25% chance to cast Decisive Strike on target of spell. Lasts for 10.0 seconds. This effect normalizes based off of a three second triggering event.
• Inflicts 12,966 crushing damage on target.
• Increases Crit Bonus of caster by 115.4.
• Increases Potency of caster by 1,238.3.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 4.0 - 8.0 seconds.
NO-VALUE NO-TRADE LORE
Bloodbound Rune of Rage
LEGENDARY, Rage
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Red Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
121
Effects:
Rage
When Equipped:
• On a hostile ability cast this spell has a 15% chance to cast Rage on target of spell. Lasts for 16.0 seconds.
• Inflicts 4,827 crushing damage on target instantly and every 4 seconds.
• Increases Ability Doublecast of caster by 25.8.
• Increases Crit Bonus of caster by 46.1.
• Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of caster by 46.1.
• Cannot be modified except by direct means
• This effect can only trigger once every 20.0 - 30.0 seconds.
HEIRLOOM NO-VALUE
Abysmal Sea Rune: Embers
Embers
Adds the following to an item:
Type:
Blue Adornment
Slots:
Primary, Secondary, Ranged
Level
125
Effects:
Embers
When Equipped:
• Increases Melee Multiplier of caster by 1.97.
• Increases Fervor of caster by 50.0.
• Increases Weapon Damage of caster by 378.0.
• Increases Crit Bonus Overcap of caster by 115.4.
• Increases Weapon Damage Overcap of caster by 189.0.
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